alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

princess-amz:

I am a princess until it comes to making bad life choices, because then I am the fucking queen

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noiceur:

glow away
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hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president
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hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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